Machete (2010)
'He was given an offer he couldn't refuse...'

Machete is a Robert Rodriguez joint which spawned from one of the many fake trailers shown during Grindhouse. It also stars Danny Trejo with Seagal taking on a smaller role, but to my joy they made character/actor specific posters for this film. We can safely ignore the title and instead just bask in the glory of Steven Seagal's poster. Okay so there's not an explosion or gun, but he sure does look like he has to take a crap! Also I think this is the first time he's been in a movie that actually hit theaters in a while. Good for him.