The Onion Movie (2008)

So we all know that The Onion is a pretty funny site. This movie is a series of sketches, one of which is a coming of age trailer about a martial artist named Cock Puncher who learns the ways of, uh, punching cocks. Steven Seagal is Cock Puncher! Like most of Seagal's movies this is a direct to DVD release, however unlike the rest of them it has an IMDB rating above six! In fact it's actually the highest-rated movie on IMDB with Seagal in the cast. Best Seagal movie ever?