Today You Die (2005)
'What Seagal Does In Vegas, Nearly Destroys It.'

It seems 2005 is the year where Seagal shakes it up a little. In this film he plays a reformed thief attempting to go straight. Hired as a delivery man in Las Vegas, he's framed for stealing $20 million and must exact his (no doubt) bloody revenge on those who framed him! Notice the title misses the three word formula, as it is 'noun pronoun verb', though the feel of the title seems to fit as a Seagal movie, so perhaps revising the title rule is in order. However, this is remedied by Steven Seagal featured on the cover of the DVD holding a gun with a large explosion behind him. Also, in what has been a winning formula before, he co-stars with a black man, though I wouldn't quite call Anthony Criss 'famous'. The plot is tricky, but he is out to get revenge on some people who framed him. Okay, and framing someone is like killing their character. And people who frame other people are like low-budget terrorists, so there you go! Revenge on terrorists for killing someone!