Steven Seagal Products

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt
Ever get thirsty and ask yourself 'What would Steven Seagal drink?' Well, until recently you probably weren't able to come up with an answer. But now you can rest assured that his marketing department wants you to think that he would drink Steven Seagal's Lighting Bolt.

Seagal's energy drink comes in three flavors; Asian Experience (pictured), Cherry Charge and Root Beer Rush:

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt is an energy drink as unique as the man who created it. It has pioneered the way for nutritional, all natural energy drinks and emerged as many “firsts”:

- First energy drink to be made of 100% juice
- First energy drink to contain Tibetan Goji Berries
- First energy drink to contain Asian Cordyceps

It is also one of the very few energy drinks to be offered in multiple flavors and is available in 60 countries worldwide.

If that doesn't sell you, I don't know what will! The drink contains pretty standard energy drink ingredients; Ginkgo, Guarana, Ginseng, Green Tea and so on, so rest assured it's not actually juice squeezed by Steven Seagal himself. The cherry flavor is sweeter than Asian Experience, so you can drink lots of that if you want to be the Out for a Kill Seagal. Fans who want to look more like the early Seagal should stick to Asian Experience, or perhaps watch Out for a Kill which will no doubt cause them to vomit whatever they've eaten in the last few hours (though the energy drink may cause that too).


Songs from the Crystal Cave
Steven Seagal is a musician too?! That's right, when he's not snapping the necks of every drug dealing terrorist he sees, he's singing. Apparently. The CD features 14 tracks with a wide variety of tunes like folk, reggae, blues (I'm sure there's a blue tint joke in there somewhere, but damned if I can find it) and so on. Also a couple famousish people are featured on a couple of tracks including Stevie Wonder who I can only assume agreed lend his vocals because he's never actually seen a Seagal movie. Here's the track listing:

1 - Girl It's Alright
2 - Don't You Cry
3 - Music (feat. Tony Rebel)
4 - Better Man
5 - Route 23
6 - My God (feat. Stevie Wonder)
7 - Lollipop (feat. Lt. Stitchie)
8 - Not For Sale
9 - Dance
10 - Jealousy
11 - War (feat. Lt. Stitchie)
12 - Strut (feat. Lady Saw)
13 - Goree
14 - Light